TEFL me blue and douchey dudes

Sup yall,

It's been a while so I thought I'd post. Let you know a little about how this here TEFL certificate is going. Right now we're on Module 5, which is focusing on how to do Reading with ESL students. Or ELL students. Or EFL students. I mean seriously, how many effing E student things are there? And which one is right? Did you know that not only can you get a TEFL certificate, you can also get a TESOL certificate? What's the difference? That's a good question. I have no idea. All I know is that it better get me a job somewhere that is far far away from the United States. Preferably a place with air conditioning, fine wine, and lots of women...just kidding! (Love you Jenn). Speaking of which, it was our 4 year something something anniversary last week and all I can say about that is goodness gracious thats a long time! But despite the longness of our relationship (haha longness, is that a word?) I still feel like I did when I first started dating Jenn. I love her! And some people always act so surprised and they shouldn't be. I mean, sorry I'm not like all the other dbags out there that can't stay in a relationship longer than 3 weeks. Which brings me to another point. I effing hate douchebags who treat women like dirt, and I especially hate dbags that are liars. I mean, I know I'm not the only good guy out there, but when I read stuff about guys being jerks and cheating on their girlfriends it just pisses me off. I know I can't really change anything about that, so all I can really hope is that those dbags all get syphillis from their cheating ways and realize that they're just going to end up sad and alone. I mean, girls deserve better! Right? WOW, I totally went off topic, but yeah, back to the TEFL stuff. I said I was going to talk about technology, and my professor totally showed us this cool website. It's a place where you can make your own jeopardy game, so check it out if your a teacher cause Jeopardy is ridonkulously fun.
http://jeopardylabs.com/
What else? Don't really got much else to say. Narrowed down my list of countries that I want to work in. Japan and Europe. Is Europe even a country? Should I even be asking that question? I do go to college right? Wait, i'm gonna google it. Oh shit. Well damm, I guess I haven't really narrowed things down at all. Apparently Europe is like a continent? And it has a lot of states like Italy, Spain, and stuff. Haha just kidding, countries, not states. Huh. Well I'm obviously tired so I'm gonna call it a night. Thanks for listening to my rant about dbags and I will talk to you all later.

Pea soup,
Flukimus Prime