Dude, that was scary

So today I thought I'd talked about...well, I don't know really. But I did promise to update my blog. I know I said beforehand that I was just going to talk about TEFL stuff and how I plan to teach abroad, but that can get boring. Actually, it would be boring, especially if you weren't going to teach overseas. That's why I'm going to intersperse, or shall we say sprinkle, like cheddar cheese over chili and french fries my Teaching Overseas/TEFL posts with random posts about whatever. Speaking of which, just the other night my roommate and I were walking back from InNOut when an effing werewolf jumps out of the bushes. Now, I'm not sure if animals are smart. But I think this guy was. Like, can werewolfs laugh? Cause I literally jumped into the air and screamed like a little girl. And no. It was really a werewolf. It wasn't just a cute little rabbit or anything, cough cough. But that's beside the point, what I really wanted to ask my loyal followers (yes, all 3 of you, myself included hahahhaha) about is what my roommate said right after said werewolf (OK FINE it was a rabbit, werewolf just sounds cooler) jumped out of the bushes and scared us. He was like, "Dude, Fluke, that rabbit literally scared me half to death!" Now lets think about that shall we? Like, hmmm, so the rabbit only scared my roommate half to death? I mean, thank god we didn't see another rabbit right? Cause then my roommate would be scared half to death again...and then wouldn't that make him dead? Like, if you get scared half to death twice, does that mean you're scared to death? And I know people do say that, like, "Damm, snakes scare me to death!" I mean, at which point, if someone said that to me, I would probably run. Cause if that person is scared to death, then they'd be dead right? And if he or she is talking to me, then wouldn't that person technically be like a zombie? Think about it. What did this have to do with anything by the way?? Nothing! Sowwy :(. I'll write some TEFL stuff next time, got some technology to discuss.

Smell ya later!!
Flukerton