Oooh said I just can't wait

So every time one of my friends gets a new computer, aka a macbook, something happens to my laptop that makes me wonder if Apple secretly has a deal with it. Like hey, Fluke's laptop, fuck up every time someone he knows gets a Macbook. That way, he'll want one. My friend just got one and the first thing my laptop does when I turn it on? It freezes. Like, everything looks fine. But nothing moves. The mouse cursor thingie just sits there at the center of my screen. It's like it's mocking me. Hey dude, check it out, your firefox internet button is sitting right above me. Go ahead, click it, log onto facebook...oh wait you can't. Cause I'm frozen bitch!! And no matter how hard I slide my finger on my touchpad or how many buttons i press on the keyboard, nothing happens! So I turned it off by holding down the power button, and I'm trying to figure out whats wrong. Oh, cool, apparently I had 18 important updates to install. Installed it, fixed the frozen problem, suck it Apple! Won't be getting a macbook...YET. hahahaha. I can't help it, those things are so smexy. Unlike the iPad. I mean, what was apple thinking? Honestly, whenever I hear iPad, I just think of like some kinda tampon thing for chicks. Gross!

Well, so I guess I'd update on my TEFL thing. I got a conversation partner now, his name is Sho. He's a good dude, same age as me, and from Japan. Usually we meet once a week, eat lunch for an hour or two. I guess what I'm supposed to do is help him with his conversational English. It's pretty good for him only having been in the US for like 3 weeks or so but he needs to work on some things. He didn't understand why I said dude so much, and I was like, dude, I don't know why either. But YEAH, just been doing that, it's helpful, gives me some experience with international students.

What else what else...LOST was on an off week so nothing new to discuss. Not like there is anything new to discuss with that show. It's pretty much the same old shit, 40 minutes of whatever and like a mind numbing revelation at the end of the episode that will rock your fucking world and make you want to watch it next week. Watched Kick-Ass today, pretty Kick -Ass, har har har no pun intended. Expensive though! Theaters don't even do student tickets anymore! I mean, I guess that makes sense, lets have the poor college students pay just as much money as everybody else. That way, they keep coming to our movie theaters because of how fucking cheap it is. AND i know, I'm failing on the no cussing thing but hey, whatever, I try to be a good boy but sometimes I just don't give a eff. Ha. Back to being all polite and shit. Whoops. Well damm, I better go start my paper. Going to own it. Pwn it. Destroy it. Fucking mash that shit up into a smoothie and drink it in one huge gulp. You know how we do.

Stay smexy,
I'm out like the fat kid in dodgeball!
-Fluke